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Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. Wasn't it super? It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Copywriting Mistakes No one is really coming here, anyway. How could you? The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. 8. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. 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How To Create A Tagline Oh, yeah! Worse than that, you top-post. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. Hours of completly useless fun! It's a cheap shot." *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Strange, huh? It's so completly garbled, it's funny. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. It's annoying. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. The movie ends with him in a coma. I forgot it's name. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. 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Oh, yeah. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. It's a time honored tradition. Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? I heard something and turned around, and there he was! Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Copywriting Software (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. It MUST be true! What is the alternative, you ask? BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. 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