All a bit too busy. We got close, too close some people said. Vince: Hey Naboo. Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. A miracle!" The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. It's fine. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? 'Cos I love you. Im Howard Moon. The green shape, was frozen. Naboo: He's gone too! Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Mood swings? I'm not going anywhere. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Web. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. Stop! Howard Moon: You? Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." Played by Dee Plume's nephew. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Read the entire The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/the_mighty_boosh,_series_1_quotes_1042. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. We are alone now. Look! There's a simple truth to you. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. You've liquified me, you slags." Tony Harrison : "It's an outrage. Carrot and coriander. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. I couldn't really find that. An idea is formulating! Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. It was Chiko. What's wrong with you? Oh cheese. Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. It was graffiti artists! C'mon. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Rudy: The Pipe test. One for height. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people [leers] lotta nutters. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! . Howard, Howard? Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. You've never even been to the crunch. An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! I'm shitfaced! Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. It's a mash up! Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. The Hitcher: Yeah, It's a good one, ain't it? Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. Howard: Can you really? Suck on that sub section. I've got a heavy goods license. Ooo. Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. See this pouch? 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Loose change, in case you've got any fines! The Shaman Council assembles. Howard Moon: Are you now? Will he get out? Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Like um, like a garage. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Circumference? Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! I shall assign you a partner. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. NOOO! Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. Saboo: Are you insane? Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Johnny Segment? Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? [laughs]. I like that book. Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Play like you've never played before! Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Women respect that. The Hitcher: Aagh! You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Vince: The things you say? One for feathering. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Mmm. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. . 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? About Us; Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! It hurts! Howard Moon: Exactly. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. The Hitcher: Aagh! Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Imagine that. See this pocket? Quiz. We all die. That's why I've made you [pulls out brown jumpsuit] the tweed version! You think it's going to be alright? Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? I'm a Cockney b*tch. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB Whats wrong with you? Howard Moon: I do many things. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. Why didnt you tell me? When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Vince: Just punch the big mouse. There were loads of them on the front. You're a punk, stay punk. I know how to deal with them. Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. It hurts! Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! He'll be dead by morning. What do you want to lay down? Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! He looks like a paedophile. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. We'll be holding on forever! Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Very visually noisy, your face. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Boat Times 2005 Hoodie by DiceHateKris $47 Nanageddon Hoodie by KateBlubird $47 The Mighty Boosh - Phases Of The Moon Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh - Monkey Skulls Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 THE MIGHTY BOOSH Hoodie by ptelling $47 I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. I call it the library suit. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. Strawberry Bootlace. , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. Do you mind? Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. I have the amulet. 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