FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. The exit's over there! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Run! MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! Oh. You're great pals, aren't ya? The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. What are you doing? Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. He's really quite a chatterbox. What am I? I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Ha, ha! He, he doesn't look so good. Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! And there's that big awkward silence you know? Take it and go before I change my mind. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! Fiona crosses first and lays a hand on Shrek's back when she gets to the other side. That's why I'm better off alone. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. Y'know cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards to read --. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? What are you doing? Donkey wanders off in the opposite direction, still talking to himself, and pushes his way through a giant set of doors. MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? Shrek yelps and jumps away. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. The music winds up and then the box doors open up. Donkey opens the door to the windmill and steps in. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. I'm okay. Couldn't have been the donkey. SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. DONKEY: Shrek! You're She turns to see Shrek slide down the hill and crash into Donkey. FIONA: Of course, you are. Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. They both shrug at each other. I can change. Back! Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? You and what army? I'm already on a quest. The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. Fiona looks at Donkey and freezes with panic. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer behind him. Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. Can you forgive me? I mean, it's late. I am Lord Farquaad. DONKEY: Really? I've heard enough. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. That one there? They end get into a cat fight and Dragon catches the bouquet instead. The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. You'll beg for death to save you! FIONA: It only happens when sun goes down. SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. I'm still afraid of the dark. Oh, God, I can't do this! I didn't know you wrote poetry. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. The crowd gasps and one person faints. I can't breathe. You don't wanna listen to me. The dragon is just about to eat Donkey when Shrek grabs ahold of its tail. DONKEY: Ohh. I'm fine. DONKEY: Well you at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. I'm here till Thursday. Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture, both of which are dumbfounded. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Shrek quietly pushes open the doors, stepping out onto a balcony of large spacious room. SHREK: Okay, fine. Your flying days are over. Baby Bear raises his hand but Papa Bear quickly lowers his hand down. SHREK: What you're doing is the opposite of help. Uhmm how do you like your eggs? Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. -Oh! Post author By ; Post date how to find total revenue on a graph; neighbourhood liverpool dress code . (smiles evilly). Shrek and Fiona kiss. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. FIONA: Please. Attention allfairy tale things. I live alone! Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. Look, it's not that bad. Better out than in, I always say. FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. (throws one leg at Gingy) You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world (crumbles his other leg into dust). Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. SHREK: Good question. Ah! The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent. Well, this is delicious. A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. SHREK: You're crazy. FARQUAAD: Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? The sooner, the better. DONKEY: Can I say something to you? DONKEY: Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. The mirrors flips through each princesses' portrait. Why don't you just go ask her? This was not Shrek's intention. SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. DONKEY: Ha, ha! Hours have passed and Fiona has calmed down. Please! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. He turns to look at Fiona, who playfully shakes the arrow back and forth with a coy smile. FIONA: Mmm. DONKEY: I'm gonna die. The princess here was just--. Let's go! Its all very ominous. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. ), FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Fiona, expecting a different question, removes the weedrat while Shrek is annoyed by the words that couldn't come out. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). SHREK: Enough! SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Do not get comfortable! But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. Donkey looks nervous, but Shrek and Fiona give him reassuring looks. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. (laughs). FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! That's what all the other knights did! I'll find us some dinner. I'm an ogre! A group of birds drapes a cloak made of flowers around Shrek's shoulders, much to his annoyance. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. This horrible, ugly beast! the lovers elliot oracle; sad drawings easy step by step Ah! The crowd boos. The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise. Please welcomeCinderella! Hapaya! But I like you anyway. I'm a terrifying ogre! MIRROR: What I mean is you're not a king yet. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. I ain't playing no games. VILLAGER 1: Back! FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Well, guess what! Incredible! ), GORDER: I found some cheese. Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. Listen to Jesus' crucifixion for example, it's odly interesting. Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. Keep on moving. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? That's it right there. DONKEY: Oh, my God! DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. SHREK&&1&SCRIPT& 2& MAN&1& Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou? He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. That is a nice boulder. SHREK: It's quiet. He cups his hands and calls into the woods. Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. It's hideous! SHREK: Oh, yeah? MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. FIONA: Wait--where are you going? He does. Who's hiding them? I'm supposed to be beautiful. I'll never be stubborn again. Oh! Shrek: Alone. DONKEY: What makes you think she'll be there? The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. ButSHHHHHH. The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. Shrek grabs a sword lodged in the floor and sticks it through a link in the chain and deep into the floor. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! SHREK: Um, I, uh-- I guess we better move on. BISHOP: And so, by the power vested in me BISHOP: I now pronounce you husband and wife DONKEY: Mother Fletcher! Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. Shrek turns around to see Donkey barreling towards him with the dragon close behind him. GreatGingerBread 3 yr. ago. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. The dragon knocks down portions of the bridge until Donkey is left staying on a lone pillar. Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. OLD WOMAN: No, no! She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. Hey, wait a minute! DONKEY: Yeah, I know. DONKEY: Princess? FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. Thank you very much! DONKEY: I don't get it. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? Fiona stands with her arm on Shrek's, but Donkey butts in-between them. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. Suddenly it was all clear to Donkey. What do I have to do get a little privacy? DONKEY: No. FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? What is this? She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. The voice laughs. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. Donkey butts his head against it and the two struggle over it. (jumps down to the table). Shrek dodges the fire and runs away, leaping over several rows of chains. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! He gives Donkey an annoyed look. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. Donkey blushes, causing Fiona to chuckle and Shrek to roll his eyes. DONKEY: Do you have a tissue or something? DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! That'll do. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. SHREK: I read it in a book once. No. Right. DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". You think that Shrek is your true love? Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. I was talkin' to you. You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. FIONA: Excuse me. They thought they was all of that. I heard enough last night. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Guards! Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. End of story. Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. THELONIUS: Three! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Shut. The crowd gasps, but before he can make a move Shrek puts him in a full-nelson hold. He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. No! (stomps off). Give me another chance! (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Come on, give it up for Snow White! Shrek stops laughing. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. Turn! FIONA: Hey, wait. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Wait wait--what are you doing?! DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Shrek shakes the torch until the dwarf falls into a pond. People take one look at me and go "Aah! Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. As he is let into the room by two guards, we can see that the man is abnormally short. It sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. SHREK: Oh! See?! I know what I smell. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! There's no time. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. DONKEY: And you know what else? Oh, no, no. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. FIONA: It's the only way to break the spell. SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. SHREK: Okay! In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. Whoa! FIONA: Hey! SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Next! DONKEY: All right! She begins backing up toward the windmill. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. Using himself as a screen, the Magic Mirror reveals three shadowy portraits of princesses. You should ask him that when we get there. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. SHREK: Well, they're also great in stews. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. A quest to get my swamp back. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. DONKEY: It's very spooky in here. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? The game was published by Activision on May 15, 2007, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Wii, Windows, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Advance . DONKEY: I was hoping this would be a happy ending. Dragon smiles, and nods, and takes off towards the town streets. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! He continues walking through the parking lot. I really don't think this is a good idea. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. Keep your legs elevated! An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? The bed's taken. SHREK: Yeah. He huffed and he puffed and hesigned an eviction notice. DONKEY: What are you talking about? Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. Come on. #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. FIONA: Lord Farquaad? Get up! I'm a real boy. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. He lies on his back. Shrek sits down on the steps of the windmill and faces Fiona. I did half the work. FIONA: But this isn't right! DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. Take it away. She opens her eyes and roars. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? SHREK: Oh, hey! The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. Gender-Swapping. Donkey catches up to them. FIONA: No! You got something in your eye? DONKEY: You know, I do too. Blue flower, red thorns. FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. I warn ya! Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. Woo, look at that! Now my patience has reached its end! As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Turn your head and cough! Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.". It's not like it has feelings. Don't look down. DONKEY: Oh, good. Get up! But you should. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Blue flower, red thorns. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? I'm terrified. [Gasping] Shrek: [Laughs] [Laughing] And stay out! They both turn to see him running down the aisle. Now--. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. Shrek spins back around with a hopeful look on his face while Fiona tries to regain her composure. FARQUAAD: Outrageous! Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. There's so much to do! The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Shrek lets out a loud belch. Shrek smiles knowingly at Fiona. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. All right then. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. As the bishop talks we see Donkey through one of the windows as Shrek tosses him up so he can see. FARQUAAD: Who cares?! DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. GINGERBREAD MAN: Don't tell him anything! (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! I'll never be stubborn again. & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& Not there! Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. Hey! DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) SHREK: Yeah, my swamp! Move it along. Dragon ends up in front of them and breathes fire. She hurries over to him. Fiona is put off by this exchange. More guards enter carrying an object covered by a sheet. Hey! Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. This is good. Come on! Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. Me neither. DONKEY: Stairs? SHREK: Oh, I understand. DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Did you do that? FARQUAAD: Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me--for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. Shrek and Fiona both walk off in separate direction. We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. Donkeys don't have layers. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. -This little wooden puppet. In the center of a stadium-like arena, Duloc Knights are gathered as a large crowd of citizens watches on from the stands. MIRROR: (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! SHREK: All right, get out of here. Well then who was she talking about? Okay, here we go. ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. (laughs). All you have to do is marry a princess. Donkey interrupts the moment. She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. But you only look like this at night. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. All right, hop on and hold on tight. FIONA: Lord Farquaad, I accept. (steps onto solid ground) Oh! FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? SEQ. There's something I want Fiona looks around for Shrek only to see Donkey sleeping. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. That's bad! DONKEY: Let me get this straight. I'm too young for you to die! They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. SHREK: (chuckles) You know, you're not exactly what I expected. Shrek, greatly annoyed, lifts his hand and snuffs out a little fire on the bed left behind by the Dronkeys. Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. She sees the rising sun, and as the sun crests the sky, she turns back into a human. I'm not through with you yet. Who'd want to live in place like that? -Please, don't turn me in. Donkey runs over and pulls a lever that is attached to a box marked 'Information'. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. To mark the occasion, The Ringer is celebrating Shrek Day, an exploration of . Three! Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Very clean. DONKEY: Whoa! - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 Donkey, with the flower dropped at his feet, gives them a suggestive look. FIONA: A door. -Twenty pieces. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Shrek and Donkey come out of the field just outside the Duloc parking lot. Then you showed up and bam! 26m. It's disgusting! Havin' a good time, are ya? I love it! The Duloc Knights draw their weapons and slowly approach Shrek as he backs up, the crowd cheering them on. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Shrek catches a frog and blows it up like a balloon to give to Fiona. (Farquaad smacks him off the table and a trash can. ) SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. There's no our. Where are the others?! SHREK: No, that'll take longer. I was just kidding. The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. Bye-bye. And that's when you say, "I object!". Donkey wakes up with a yawn as the guards march by. Three! FARQUAAD: All right then. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. FARQUAAD: Silence! SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. Fiona, don't listen to him--. I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. I'm lookin' down! No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. For her true love and true love's first kiss. How about that? DONKEY: All right, all right. The group quickly climbs up to safety. I'm so sorry. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. She enters the cave and puts the bark door up behind her. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. DONKEY: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. Try the veal! Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. Nobody else! MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now! Two! Don't get all slobbery. SHREK: Well, there's, um, Gabbythe Smalland Annoying. Where did that come from? total of 15.5ish hours. FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Donkey kicks his helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. 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